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Japanese Nuts!
Whilst the milo takes effect, I thought I could share what I think about next week's ANTM. (yes, NEXT week. Dont ask me how I'd know. I'm psychic, do not question the master.)
Caution spoiler alert!
Video from ANTMhost
Okhey, here's what I think!
NICOLE - Her poses aren't bad, I think she embodied the character of a Samurai rather well. However not one with much substance I feel. Just a stereotypical image of a warrior.
RAE - I love her middle picture a lot, by looking I feel she's really gonna get me, and kill me for sure. The picture on the right is fierce, as the middle, but I still think the body language in the middle pic tells a better story. Left picture is very weak. Overall good impersonation of a fierce warrior.
ERIN - I'm not convinced that she's a warrior when I see these pictures. She looks lost and her face doesn't show much at all. In fact she's telling me from these pics that she really wants to pose like a fashion model (though not good), but, forgets to be in the Samurai character.
LAURA - The best pictures of the challenge probably. I'll believe that she's a fighter in disguise as a dancer, just like real Kunoichi hiding their ninja identities back then. Though she looks like a warrior, she also looks like a model which is important. Face = gorgeous. Body = gorgeous.
BRITTANY - I think that she has natural high fashion face....which didn't work with the theme, unfortunately. From these three pictures her poses haven't shown anything special, think she could do more with those swords to bring out the model side..? Face and body could be better, not fierce enough, just too poser I think. BUT for some reason all three pictures look like she fit in to character.
JENNIFER - When I first saw Jennifer's pictures, I thought she totally nailed it. I think she might win! No..it's either her or Laura. Jennifer showed spirit, strength, skill, sexy and model. Just like Laura, she embodied the Samurai character but not forgetting that she's a model who works her body well to make clothes look good. ...maybe it'll be even better if she gave a little more scary face.
SUNDAI - err, hoochy, hoochy, hoochy. Why'd I say so? Cos she giving that face and body for what she was wearing makes her look so. None of the pics worked. She's trying too hard to look modely but totally lost the Samurai in mind. Her swords to me look more like things she'll be using for her naughty play time than actually for killing enemies. And change to more poses pls!.
KARA - Epic fail. Left pic: poor rapport with cameraman. Middle picture would work if she gave better face. Last picture: it almost look like she had a long glowing dick and she wants to show off.
So my callout will be:
Winner: Laura
Runner Up: Jennifer
Third: Nicole
Forth: Brittany
Fifth : Rae
Sixth: Erin (Tyra: You need to show more "umff!!")
(I think Erin has 45% chance in bottom two, Sundai 55% chance cos her current photo really sucks)
Bottom Two:
-Sundai (Tyra: needs versatility. substance-less photo)
-Kara (Tyra: too many chances. you show no zest)
Saved:
Sundai (Tyra: Judges believe she definitely can give more next time.)
Eliminated:
KARA!!! D:< (Me: Uninterested means you don't deserve to stay!)
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